ven0moth:

caterpillars have the ideal life. they eat a lot and then sleep for a while and wake up beautiful.

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kinkydonuts:

spoopdogg:

seventoinfinity:

discuntinq:

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. 

did you major in booty math

No, I studied Asstronomy

Lmao I cant even….

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soyeahimlaura:

sosa-parks:

As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally. Or all three.

YES.